i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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