talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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