i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
