i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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