I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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