More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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