I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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