bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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