Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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