Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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