At least make sure they are 18
Why
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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