The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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