Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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