He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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