that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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