I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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