I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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