Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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