so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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