your thong is hanging out like whoa
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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