i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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