but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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