So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
My vagina just clenched in fear
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
