Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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