it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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