Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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