One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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