question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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