I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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