My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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