Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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