Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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