Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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