Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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