I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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