I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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