Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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