in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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