To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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