She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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