ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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