thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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