She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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