he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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