Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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