I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
