from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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