he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
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I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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