when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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