I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
True but thats because hes a fetus.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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