Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I look better un-naked...
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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