Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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