i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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