These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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