If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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